PRESIDENT

COCKS

why? because every american president has had a cock — and will have a cock. although no cock has been as great as abraham lincoln’s cock (see abecock.com [under construction]), the greatness of lincoln’s cock must be placed in context, and in proper relation to, other presidents’ cocks. that is where art comes into the picture. and that is the proposition to which this pecular art is dedicated.

ORIGINAL ART FOR SALE

HOW MANY UNITED STATES PRESIDENTS HAVE ADMITTED TO NAMING THEIR COCKS? ANSWER: 17. HOW MANY U.S. PRESIDENTS HAVE ADMITTED TO SPEAKING TO THEIR COCKS? ANSWER: 11. LINCOLN — AN AVID READER OF THE BIBLE — CALLED HIS COCK “ISAAC,” AND SOMETIMES REFERRED TO his cock AS “MY SON ISAAc” and “fat isaac.”

MORE ABOUT LINCOLN’S COCK AT ABECOCK.COM [temporarily under construction]